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[GRUNTING]

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[COOING]

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[GROWLS]

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[COOING]

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[THUNDER]

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[COOING]

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[HELICOPTER]

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AAH!

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REV 'EM UP, BOYS.

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ONLY 2 MORE CHOPPING
DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS.

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[CRYING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[CRYING]

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[ROARING]

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WHOA,
HO HO HO HO.

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A TRIBE
OF ANGRY SASQUATCHES
AIN'T PRETTY

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AND IT'S GOING TO
GET A LOT UGLIER

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IF THEY
DON'T FIND THAT
LITTLE FUZZ BALL.

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OH! HEY THERE, KIDS.

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IF YOU HAVEN'T
GUESSED BY NOW,

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THIS IS THE<i> AMERICAN DRAGON </i>
HOKEY HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

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LIKE ALL HOLIDAY SPECIALS,

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IT'S ABOUT FAMILY,
TOGETHERNESS,

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BLA BLA BLA, AND ALL THAT
OTHER SAPPY GARBAGE.

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OK. LET'S GET ON
WITH THE MAIN TITLES

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BEFORE I HURL EGGNOG ALL
OVER THE SNOW RIGHT HERE.

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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶

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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶

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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶

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¶ HIS DESTINY,
WHAT'S UP, G? ¶

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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

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OK. SO...

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'TIS THE DAY
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,

51
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AND I KNOW 2 GUYS HAVING
A ROUGHER MORNING THAN ME.

52
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[COOING]

53
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ANOTHER BABE IN THE WOODS

54
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JUST WOKE UP ALONE
IN THE BIG CITY.

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[COOING]

56
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AND ACROSS TOWN,

57
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SURE, HE LOOKS PEACEFUL NOW,

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BUT JUST WAIT FOR THE...

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[COW MOOING]

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NO!

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[MOOING]

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AW, MAN.

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EVERY YEAR.

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RISE AND SHINE,
MY FESTIVE FAMILY.

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MOO-EY CHRISTMAS ALL.

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IT'S TIME TO CRANK UP
THE HOLIDAY HO HO METER.

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OH, COME ON, DAD.

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JUST FOR ONCE,

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CAN'T WE DO CHRISTMAS
WITH SOME FRESH BEATS?

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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

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¶ WE'RE TALKING HO HO HO ¶

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¶ WE'RE TALKING YO YO YO ¶

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¶ MY HOMIES AND MY HONIES
AND SOME MISTLETOE ¶

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¶ WE'RE ROLLING
DOWN BROADWAY ¶

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¶ LIKE A JINGLE
ALL THE WAY ¶

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¶ BUT IF SANTA RIDES BY ¶

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¶ WE'RE GOING
TO JACK HIS SLEIGH ¶

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AH, AH, AH, AH.

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SORRY, JAKE A ROONIE ROO,

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BUT<i> JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD </i>
IS A FAMILY TRADITION.

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JUMPIN' JACK FROST,
IT IS SNOWING.

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MY RECORD!

83
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WHAT HAPPENED?

84
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UM...LIGHTNING?

85
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DON'T WORRY, DADDY.

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I'LL DOWNLOAD
A REPLACEMENT.

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LEGALLY, OF COURSE.

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I GOT IT!

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¶ OINK, OINK BELLS ¶

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¶ OINK, OINK BELLS ¶

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¶ OINK, OINK ALL THE OINK ¶

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JAKE, YOU'RE NOT
WEARING YOUR SPECIAL
CHRISTMAS SWEATER.

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DO I HAVE TO?

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OH, SWEET MOTHER
OF MISTLETOE, SON.

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IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION.

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I KNOW BUT THIS YEAR,
WHAT SAY,

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WE TRY OUT SOME
NEW FAMILY TRADITIONS?

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WHY, SON?

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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE SUPER DUPER
ONES WE HAVE NOW?

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UH...NOBODY ELSE IS GOING
TO SEE THIS, RIGHT?

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JUST FAMILY AND 500
OF OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.

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OK, EVERYBODY,
HIT YOUR NOSES.

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SO, CHECK IT THIS YEAR,

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I SAY WE GO LONG FAMILY
CHRISTMAS, THE REMIX.

105
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OUT WITH
THE OLD TRADITIONS

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AND IN WITH US HITTIN'
THE HOLIDAY BLOCK PARTY.

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IT'S GOING TO BE
OFF THE HOOK.

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OH, OH, A BLOCK PARTY.

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THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.

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IT DOES?

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SURE.

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FOR SOME PERIOD COSTUME
CHRISTMAS CAROLING.

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NO, NO, NO, NO.

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NOT THE CAROLING.

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I GET TO PLAY
THE LITTLEST ANGEL.

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IT'S LIKE ART
IMITATING LIFE.

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PERK UP, KIDDO.

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IT'S THE DAY
BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

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YOU MUST HAVE
THE SADDEST FACE
IN THE CITY.

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[COOS]

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[GURGLES]

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[SCREAMING]

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¶ 4 CALLING BIRDS ¶

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¶ 3 FRENCH HENS ¶

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¶ 2 TURTLE DOVES ¶

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AND YOU KNOW,
A BIRD AND STUFF.

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[MAN COUGHS]

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[FEEDBACK]

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YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO!

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EVERYBODY,
SHAKE YOUR PRESENTS

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LIKE YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT SANTA GOT YA.

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IT'S A HIP-HOP HOLIDAY, YO!

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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

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KNOCK OFF
YOUR NOISE POLLUTION

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OR I WILL HAVE YOU
ALL TOASTED

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LIKE A CHRISTMAS
SCHNOCKEN STREUDEL!

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WHAT WOULD?

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WOW!

139
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HE SEEMS REALLY MAD.

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I TOLD YOU
YOU WERE OFF-KEY.

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THE NERVE OF SOME.

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Announcer:
THE ESCAPED ZOO MONKEY.

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WITNESSES SAY THE BABY
GORILLA APPARENTLY VANISHED

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RIGHT AFTER THIS
FOOTAGE WAS TAKEN.

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GORILLA, MY LEDERHOSEN.

146
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THAT BABY IS A SASQUATCH
AND I AM GOING TO PROVE IT.

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WELL, THAT WAS
JUST THE RIGHT SHOT

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OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT
TRIXIE AND I NEEDED.

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RIGHT, BABY?

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WHATEVER.

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MOM, WE GOT
TO GET TO THE STORE
FOR DAD'S EGGNOG.

152
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YOUR DAD?
THE COLONEL'S HOME?

153
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HONEY, WE TALKED
ABOUT THIS.

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YOUR FATHER
JUST CAN'T MAKE IT.

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HE'LL BE HERE
FOR NEW YEAR'S.
I PROMISE.

156
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BUT IT'S JUST
NOT CHRISTMAS
WITHOUT DAD.

157
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HANK AND THE OTHER
PILOTS ARE STILL STUCK
IN GREENLAND,

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UNLESS THEY CAN DE-ICE
HIS PLANE BY TONIGHT.

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HO HO!
SHALOM!

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HAPPY KWANZAA,
CHRISTMAS,

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HANUKKAH.
AND BLANASTAVIA FIG HARVEST!

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SPUD, WHAT ARE
YOU WEARING?

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FESTIVE, IS IT NOT?

164
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BETWEEN ALL MY COUSINS,
AUNTS, AND UNCLES,

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I GOT RELATIVES OBSERVING
EVERY MAJOR HOLIDAY.

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TRANSLATION--MORE
GIFTS AND SNACKALICIOUS
TREATS FOR MOI.

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WHO'S HUNGRY?

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I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE COINS,

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FIGGY PUDDING,
AND NANA SPUDINSKI'S
FAMOUS FRUITCAKE.

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THAT FRUITCAKE LOOKS
LIKE A FOOTBALL.

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TASTES LIKE ONE, TOO.

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THE HOLIDAYS RULE.

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NOW, LET'S GO A-CAROLING.

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¶ WE WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ¶

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¶ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ¶

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WELL DONE.

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WELL DONE.

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FESTIVE YET MELANCHOLY.

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YEAH!
WE ROCK.

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I SMELL AN ENCORE.

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NO!

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I MEAN, PERHAPS
YOU SHOULD GO BEFORE
YOU CATCH MY COLD.

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ACHOO!

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JAKE, I MUST
SPEAK WITH YOU.

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POPS, WHY DON'T
YOU GUYS GO CAROL OUTSIDE

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WHILE WE HELP GRAMPS
GET BACK TO BED?

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GOOD CALL, SON.

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HEY, BUT DON'T
DILLY DALLY, OK?

189
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THE TRADITION TRAIN IS
PULLING OUT OF THE STATION.

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CHUGA CHUGA WHOO WHOO!

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A SASQUATCH IN NEW YORK?

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HOW?

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SASQUATCHS ARE
PEACEFUL BY NATURE,

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BUT THEY'LL
TEAR THIS CITY APART

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IF THEY THINK IT WILL HELP
THEM FIND THEIR LOST BABY.

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DON'T SWEAT IT, G.

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I'LL FIND
THE LITTLE GUY.

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ACCORDING TO
THE SNOW SPRITES,

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THE BABY'S TRACKS HAVE BEEN
SPOTTED AROUND THE MALL.

200
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YOU MUST RETURN
IT TO ITS TRIBE

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IF WE HOPE
TO AVOID A DISASTER.

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ACHOO!

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TIME TO HEAVE HO,
HO HO HOERS.

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HEY, POP, YOU MIND IF
WE WRAP UP THE CAROLING

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AND HIT
THE MALL INSTEAD?

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THE MALL?

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WHY, JAKE, IT IS
LIKE YOU UNWRAPPED MY BRAIN

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AND SAW MY MIND.

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THIS IS SO NOT
WHAT I MEANT.

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[CLICK]

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HEY, JAKE!

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WHY DON'T YOU ASK SANTA
FOR SOME DIAPERS?

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HA HA HA HA!

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OH, MAN.

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COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE,
MRS. SASQUATCH!

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[BELCH]

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YOUR SPECIAL CLOAKING
POWERS ARE NO MATCH

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AGAINST THE WITS
OF A TRAINED MYTHO-BIOLOGIST.

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HMM.

220
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THE BEAST IS CLOSE.

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TIME TO LURE HIM OUT
WITH THE SPECIAL SASQUATCH
MATING CALL.

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[BLASTING]

223
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[SPEAKS GERMAN]

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GET THEM OFF!
OH, GET THEM OFF!

225
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OFF! OFF! OFF!

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[EATING]

227
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OH, COME ON, JAKE.

228
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DON'T BE SHY.

229
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TELL SANTA
WHAT YOU WANT.

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YOU KNOW
WHAT I WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS?

231
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TO GET AWAY FROM
MY WACKED FAMILY

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AND THEIR
STUPID TRADITIONS!

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[SQUEAK]

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HUH?

235
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OH, SO YOU'RE
JUST TOO COOLIE COOL
FOR YOUR OWN FAMILY.

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RIGHT, JAKE?

237
00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,536
DAD, LOOK.

238
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I WANT YOU
TO DECIDE

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RIGHT NOW,
MR. COOLIE PANTS.

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00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:37,839
HOW DO YOU WANT TO SPEND
CHRISTMAS EVE?

241
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,004
HONORING OUR TRADITIONS

242
00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:42,161
AND CREATING
SPECIAL FAMILY MOMENTS

243
00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:44,308
OR CRUNKING
THE NIGHT AWAY AT SOME
HIPPY HOPPY BLOCK PARTY?

244
00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,578
WHAT'S IT GOING
TO BE, MISTER?

245
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,086
[KNOCKING]

246
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,487
[SQUEAKING]

247
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,318
LOOK!

248
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,091
SORRY, DAD.

249
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,763
I GOT TO GO.

250
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:59,162
WELL, THAT SURE DIDN'T
GO HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

251
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,496
JAKE, YOU AIN'T
HAVE TO GO OFF ON
POPPA DOG LIKE THAT.

252
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,142
AT LEAST YOUR DAD'S
AROUND FOR CHRISTMAS.

253
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,808
THAT IS SO
NOT THE SPIRIT

254
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,537
OF THE BLANASTAVIAN
FIG HARVEST.

255
00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,513
YOU GUYS
DON'T UNDERSTAND.

256
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,481
EVERY YEAR IT'S
THE SAME STUPID--

257
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,250
HOLD UP.

258
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,316
OK.

259
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,248
HE'S ALL OURS.

260
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,194
JUST KEEP IT SLOW AND
CALM AND WE GOT HIM.

261
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,728
YOU ARE MINE NOW,
SASQUATCH.

262
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,288
HEY!

263
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,456
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS
A SASQUATCH ON TV.

264
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,126
[SCREAMS]

265
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,204
THERE IT GOES!

266
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,402
WAIT! OH!

267
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,704
OH!

268
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:42,265
OH, MAN.

269
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,508
OH, YOU'RE BACK.

270
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,553
WELL, LET ME CATCH YOU UP.

271
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,415
THROUGH THE GIFT OF SONG.

272
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,717
¶ OH, BABY SASQUATCH
IS RUNNING ¶

273
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,986
¶ THE HUNTS YAHOOS
ARE CHASING ¶

274
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,256
¶ OH, OH ¶

275
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:12,495
¶ BUT RATWOOD'S TRACKING IS
SOMEWHAT LESS THAN AMAZING ¶

276
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,610
¶ JAKE'S CREW IS
ON THE HUNT ¶

277
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:19,479
¶ BUT THEY'RE LOSING
THE TRAIL AND ¶

278
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,479
[COUGHING, MUMBLING]

279
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,682
[GRUNTS]

280
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,254
SWEET SANTA'S DREIDEL!

281
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,590
THE TRACKS JUST DISAPPEARED.

282
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,168
GUESS I WON'T
BE THE ONLY ONE

283
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,762
NOT SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS
WITH THEIR POPS.

284
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,858
CHEER UP, TRIX.
HAVE A CHOCOLATE COIN.

285
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:38,230
MM-MMM.
IT PUTS THE CHOCOLATE
IN CHANUKAH.

286
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,531
[GRUNTS]

287
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,233
IT'S BABY!

288
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,241
IT'S GOT TO BE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

289
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,732
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]

290
00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:54,207
MAN, AND I THOUGHT
<i> JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD </i>
WAS ANNOYING.

291
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,414
OH, DID YOU NOW?

292
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,505
DAD! MOM!

293
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,546
HALEY!

294
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,580
WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING HERE?

295
00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,795
WE'RE BUYING BRITTLE

296
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,022
TO LEAVE ON THE ROOF
FOR SANTA'S REINDEER.

297
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,971
WELL, IT'S
A CHRISTMAS TRADITION,

298
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,922
BUT I GUESS YOU
WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT
ANYTHING THAT WACK.

299
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,385
RIGHT, SON?
HONEY.

300
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,863
MAYBE JAKE CAME
HERE TO APOLOGIZE
FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS.

301
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,663
ME?

302
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,984
LOOK, I AM SORRY.

303
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,302
I WAS JUST TRYING TO CUT DOWN
ON THE LAMENESS FACTOR.

304
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,602
THAT'S ALL.
I REALLY--

305
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,243
GET YOUR FILTHY
MITTS OFF ME!

306
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,009
REALLY GOT TO GO.

307
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,606
EAR OF THE DRAGON.

308
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,579
NO! WAIT!
I CAN EXPLAIN.

309
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,624
YOU CAN EXPLAIN
WHY YOU WERE
SPREADING RAW MEAT

310
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,289
ALL OVER
THE SECOND FLOOR?

311
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,457
I THOUGHT IT WAS TINSEL?

312
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,611
GUYS, SPREAD OUT.

313
00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:41,429
HE'S SOMEWHERE
ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

314
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,503
AAAH!

315
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,028
[CRASH]

316
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:53,536
I THINK I JUST FOUND
RATWOOD'S BAIT.

317
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,120
YUCK!

318
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:56,714
AND I JUST FOUND THE BABY.

319
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,640
HAIRY WHITE ONE
ON THE RIGHT.

320
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,648
I WANT THE HAIRY WHITE ONE!

321
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,750
IT'S MY TOY!

322
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,951
MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!

323
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,452
HEY, LOOK!
HE'S GETTING AWAY!

324
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,585
SO IF WE CAN'T
GET THE SASQUATCH

325
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,720
FOR THE HUNTSMAN'S PRESENT,

326
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:13,686
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

327
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,893
BETTY BUNSEN
BROWNIE BURNER OR...

328
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,326
POTATO PATCH BUDDY?

329
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,500
OH, THE BETTY BUNSEN.

330
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,498
NO CONTEST.

331
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,599
[SCREAMING]

332
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,456
OH!

333
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:28,606
CHECK IT OUT!
THE SASQUATCH.

334
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,058
NOW WHAT?

335
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,509
HOLD UP A SECOND.
LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS.

336
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,601
IF YOU WERE
A SCARED LITTLE BABY,

337
00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:35,676
YOU'D BE LOOKING
FOR A SHELTER THAT
FELT LIKE HOME. RIGHT?

338
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,952
SO, WHERE DO
SASQUATCHES LIVE?

339
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:38,981
HMM.

340
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,845
SASQACHUAN?

341
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,424
[RIM SHOT]

342
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,562
THANK YOU.
I'LL BE HERE
ALL WEEK.

343
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,988
THEY LIVE IN THE TREES.

344
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,862
WE HAVE TO GO POKE
AROUND EVERY TREE
IN CENTRAL PARK?

345
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,092
HE'S A BIGFOOT, JAKE.

346
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,726
THE TREES
IN CENTRAL PARK
ARE WAY TOO SMALL.

347
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,702
HE'D WANT TO LIVE
IN SOMETHING...

348
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,532
BIGGER.

349
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,496
TRIX, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

350
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,465
COME ON.

351
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,613
[CHEERING]

352
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,638
Crowd: AND 5, 4...

353
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,643
WE'RE TOO LATE. LOOK!

354
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:10,624
Crowd: 3, 2, 1!

355
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:17,458
[SCREAMING]

356
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,594
[SCREAMING]

357
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,433
NO!

358
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,758
YEE-HAW!

359
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,663
GOTCHA!

360
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,066
[GURGLES]

361
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,248
[SCREECHING]

362
00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,443
NOW, THIS IS WHAT
I CALL A WICKED,
SWEET RIDE.

363
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,909
YEAH. OLD SANTY CLAUS
HOOKED US UP REAL GOOD.

364
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,040
2 HUNTS LOSERS
ARE A LOT EASIER

365
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,675
TO CATCH THAN
ONE BABY SASQUATCH.

366
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,980
BELIEVE ME,
IT COULD BE WORSE.

367
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,653
[ROARING]

368
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,581
[SCREAMING]

369
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,646
SWEET MOTHER
OF LaMANCHA.

370
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,455
YOU WERE RIGHT.

371
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,617
AW, MAN.

372
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,029
[GROWLING]

373
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:00,472
DRAGON UP.

374
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,771
HANG TIGHT, GUYS.

375
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,399
LET ME TALK TO 'EM.

376
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,874
[GRUNTS]

377
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,572
DRAGON?

378
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,674
AAH!

379
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,906
Jake: YO!

380
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,052
HEY, AIRBALLS!

381
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,077
All: HUH?

382
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,111
WE'RE GOING TO FIND
YOUR LITTLE GUY,

383
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,145
BUT YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO CHILL

384
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,650
ON THE SMASH AND CRASH.
YOU FEEL ME?

385
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:20,723
[GRUNTING]

386
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,450
[GROWLING]

387
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,855
HUH?

388
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,657
WHOA!

389
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,589
UH, JAKIE, THEY
AIN'T FEELING YOU.

390
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,655
[GROWLING]

391
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,703
OK. SO LET'S HEAR
OUR OTHER OPTIONS.

392
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,668
WELL, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH
OF MY NANA'S FRUITCAKE
TO GO AROUND,

393
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:39,468
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE
TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED.

394
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,906
SPUD ON ICE.

395
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,153
WAZZA!

396
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,148
AND JAZZ HANDS.

397
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,080
[GROWLING]

398
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,624
OUCH! TOUGH CROWD.

399
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,443
[GRUNTING]

400
00:15:59,442 --> 00:16:02,262
WOULD YOU MIND
CONTROLLING THAT LITTLE
HAIR TORNADO BACK THERE?

401
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,702
ME? MAN, WHY DON'T
YOU GET YOUR--

402
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:05,898
GET YOUR SORRY--

403
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,029
DRAGONS!

404
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,174
OH, LET'S SEE
HOW HE LIKES THESE
CHRISTMAS GOODIES.

405
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,640
TAKE THAT
AND THAT

406
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,169
AND A LITTLE BIT
OF THAT THERE!

407
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,605
[BEEP]
WHAT THE--

408
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,579
WE GOT US
A CHRISTMAS TWO-FER.

409
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,808
THE HUNTSMAN'S GONNA--

410
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,784
[SCREAMING]

411
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,952
[GRUNTING]

412
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,123
HEY, THE CHINESE
NEW YEAR NUMBER

413
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,755
ISN'T UNTIL LATER
BUT KEEP DANCING.

414
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,630
THE AUDIENCE
WILL NEVER KNOW.

415
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,204
<i> [JINGLE BELLS</i> PLAYING]

416
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,151
OOH!

417
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:47,103
SUDDENLY, I'M REALLY MISSING
THAT REINDEER SWEATER.

418
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:48,941
AAH!

419
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,612
AAH!

420
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,610
AAH!

421
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,706
THAT WAS SOME
WORLD-CLASS SKATING.

422
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,945
HOW ARE THEY
NOT IMPRESSED BY THAT?

423
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,992
HOLD FAST!

424
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:01,987
I GOT AN IDEA!

425
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,688
HEY, YO, HAIRBALL.

426
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,520
I'VE GOT YOUR BABY.

427
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,376
[GROWLS]

428
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:12,228
TRIXIE, I THINK THIS
IS A REALLY BAD IDEA.

429
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,632
[GROWLING]

430
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,904
WELL, YOU BETTER COME ON!

431
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,671
YAAH!

432
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,635
[NEIGH]

433
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:30,175
JAKIE, WHATEVER YOU DOIN',
YOU BETTER DO IT FASTER.

434
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,990
WE'RE APPROACHING
THE RENDEZVOUS POINT.

435
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,089
MAN, SEND US
A HELICOPTER

436
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,190
'CAUSE WE JUST GOT US
A BIG FOOT.

437
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,191
[GROWLING]

438
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,225
COME ON, JAKIE.

439
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,329
WHERE YOU AT, BOY?

440
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,901
YEE-HAW!

441
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,030
WHOA! THEY DON'T COME
ANY CLOSER THAN--

442
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,596
WHOA!

443
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:53,866
EVERYBODY OK?

444
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,713
[GROWLING]

445
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,638
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET
REALLY HAIRY AROUND HERE.

446
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,647
[BEEP]

447
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,715
[CRYING]

448
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,934
[GROWLING]

449
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,604
[BEEP]

450
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,631
[GRUNTS]

451
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,135
UHH!

452
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,237
WHAT HAPPENED?

453
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,698
STUN-RAYED.

454
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,606
CAN'T MOVE.

455
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,738
NOSE ITCHES.

456
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,184
[GROWLING]

457
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,179
OK, THEN.

458
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,910
TIME TO SHOW
THESE HOT SCROOGES

459
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,615
WHAT CHRISTMAS
IS ALL ABOUT.

460
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,647
NANA SPUDINSKI'S
FRUITCAKE.

461
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,653
UHH!

462
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,826
[SCREAMING]

463
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,960
[CRYING]

464
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,225
[GROWLING]

465
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,134
TAKE THE BABY!

466
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,136
HUH?

467
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,197
[SCREAMING]

468
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,174
GOT YA.

469
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,212
[GRUNTING]

470
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,675
[COOING]

471
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,949
[GRUNTING]

472
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,377
HERE YOU GO.

473
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,652
SAFE AND SOUND.

474
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,720
[GRUNTING]

475
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,133
OH, MAN.

476
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,208
THEY'RE COMING BACK,

477
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,303
AND I'M COMPLETELY
OUT OF FRUITCAKE.

478
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,127
[COOING]

479
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,674
UH, THANKS.

480
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,274
[COOING]

481
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,450
TRIX, YOU OK?

482
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,750
YEAH.

483
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,082
I'M JUST HAPPY SOMEBODY

484
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,786
GOT TO BE
WITH HIS FAMILY
ON CHRISTMAS.

485
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,039
HEY!
COME ON NOW.

486
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,291
EGGNOG SMOOTHIES ON ME.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

487
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,734
I HATE EGGNOG.

488
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,388
WHAT?

489
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,186
4 HOURS AGO,

490
00:19:58,186 --> 00:19:59,976
YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP
ABOUT DRINKING EGGNOG
WITH YOUR DAD.

491
00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,766
I KNOW, BUT I NEVER SAID
I LIKED DRINKING IT.

492
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,698
OOH, AND THE SMELL,
PLAYA, PLEASE.

493
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,274
BUT MY DADDY
LOVES THAT NASTY STUFF,

494
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,442
SO EVERY YEAR,
WE MAKE IT TOGETHER.

495
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,211
IT'S LIKE
SOME KIND OF...

496
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,481
FAMILY TRADITION.

497
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,779
COME ON, TRIX,
LET'S GET YOU HOME.

498
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,122
I GOT TO GO OUT

499
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,446
AND TAKE CARE OF ONE
LAST CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

500
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,351
COULD YOU DRIVE ME
OUT FIRST THOUGH, JAKE?

501
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:24,163
I GOT TO MEET MY FOLKS
FOR THE HOLIDAY FIG FEAST.

502
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,327
HUH?

503
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,972
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
BABY GIRL.

504
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,168
I HOPE
YOU DON'T MIND.

505
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,499
I GOT STARTED
ON THE EGGNOG WITHOUT YOU.

506
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,474
DADDY!

507
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,723
BUT YOUR PLANE.

508
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,975
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ICED IN
AT THE BASE IN GREENLAND.

509
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:45,838
HOW DID YOU...

510
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,075
IT WAS THE STRANGEST THING.

511
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,750
ONE MINUTE,
THE PLANE WAS FROZEN.

512
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,508
THE NEXT MINUTE, SOMETHING
FLEW OVER THE BASE

513
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,746
AND MELTED ALL
THE ICE AWAY.

514
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,991
NOW, I NEVER KNEW
SANTA'S REINDEER
COULD BREATHE FIRE.

515
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,488
THANKS, JAKIE.

516
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,360
SO, HOW AM
I DOING SO FAR?

517
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,564
OH, YEAH.

518
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,502
NOW THAT IS DELICIOUS.

519
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:10,502
YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T
HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME
TO PUT THE STAR ON.

520
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,343
SURE, WE DID.

521
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,067
IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION.

522
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,172
SORRY I WAS SUCH
A GROUCH YESTERDAY.

523
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,775
AND I'M SORRY
IF YOU FEEL

524
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,777
OUR TRADITIONS
ARE A LITTLE,

525
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,148
OH, HOW DID YOU
PUT IT, WACK?

526
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,208
THEY'RE NOT WACK.

527
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:26,076
OK. MAYBE THEY ARE,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

528
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,785
THEY'RE OUR
WACK TRADITIONS.

529
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,317
LET'S
OPEN PRESENTS.

530
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,743
YAY!

531
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,160
YOU KNOW, I GUESS
IT WOULDN'T HURT

532
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,159
TO SHAKE THINGS
UP A BIT.

533
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,560
HEY! HOW ABOUT
WE FIND SOMETHING

534
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,531
OTHER THAN
<i> BARNYARD JINGLES </i>
TO LISTEN TO?

535
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,501
FOR REAL?

536
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,999
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

537
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,500
THIS IS THE BEST
CHRISTMAS EVER.

538
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,502
[SQUEAKING]

539
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,944
IT'S<i> JUNGLE</i>
<i> JINGLE BELLS.</i>

540
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,209
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

541
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,037
OH, MAN!

542
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,344
[GURGLING]

543
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,798
AH!

544
00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,249
DID I TELL YOU A STORY
SWEET AND SAPPY ENOUGH

545
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:02,591
TO PUT ON YOUR CHRISTMAS
PANCAKES JUST LIKE EGGNOG.

546
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,488
BLAH!

547
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,589
THAT'S VILE.

548
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,020
MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.

549
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,731
NEW FROM FOO DOG RECORDS.

550
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,999
IT'S THE SASQUATCH
FAMILY CROONER'S
HOLIDAY SING-A-LONG.

551
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,429
[GROWLING]

552
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,385
THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS.

553
00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:19,336
YOU'LL GET ALL YOUR FAVORITES
LIKE<i> DECK THE HALLS.</i>

554
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,239
[GROWLING]

555
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,971
<i> GOOD KING WENCESLAS.</i>

556
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,836
[GROWLING]

557
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,206
AND, UH,<i> SILENT NIGHT.</i>

558
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,975
[GROWLING]